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Jehoover's Witness
04:00
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JEHOOVER
Sinister quicksand
The mighty have fallen
Evil spins
Into the vacuum
Begin again
Golden utopia
An exclusive revolution
They shall not go around the sun again
Jehoover is here
The end is near
But the new world is built for you and I
Prepare yourself for business
JEHOOVER
This is Jehoover's Witness
JEHOOVER
The ocean hears the call
JEHOOVER
So we about to spit this
JEHOOVER
Fish Daddy got the magic
We go alakazam
Fish Daddy and Jehoover got the world in their hands
WITNESS
Open your eyes
Look into the sky
Jehoover coming down with Jesus Christ
WITNESS
Everything you ever knew
That is what holding you
Back from the top
Back from serenity
Back-back from the apple
Step away from the tree
Back-back from the devil
Back from mortality
Just WITNESS
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2. |
Look At Us Now
03:37
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Look at us now!
Hear the crowd
We teamin' up
They gettin' down
We ain't new to this shit
But we never done it together
Fish Daddy forever
Relation status: together
Why, would you look at this weather
Looks like we cooked up a storm
Tell me more 'bout the weather
Yeah man, the weather is warm
Ha, no need for the sweater
I guess you're right, let's move on
I'm the best dressed rapper
Lookin' dapper in a sweater
Okay let's move on
Well
Don't you know how it feels
It's swell
To be this real
Real? I ain't sure
That ain't the voice that you used before
Yeah it was
No it ain't
I don't care about your flamin' complaints
Muthafuka
J-Dogg homie, you a fool
I knew it from the start
YOU SUCK ASS!
Oshizzle, you the type of nizzle to do stinky fart
YOU SUCK ASS!
You're throwin' personal insults at me
But it's a battle man can't you see?
At least there's one thing on which we can agree
WE SUCK ASS!
You eat ass Jarrod Robins
I admit that it's true
But I'm eatin' substantially mo' ass than you
My metabolism is faster
Way ahead of your crew
I digest the best
Go down like chicken soup
Wanna get ahead of me?
See if you can
There ain't no pullin' a fast one on this man
Well, I leave you with these words
Give me a break
I eat ass like I eat grass-fed rump steak
Oh no!
I mean I see your intention
But my friend, you must comprehend
That you may get an infection
I learnt my lesson
I ate the most ass in the world
Then I felt under the weather
And plundered into the underworld
The ass of the world
If you will
Oh, it's hot!
Then suddenly I found myself racing into Satan's jocks
I ate his ass like a lawnmower then ressurected
But it wasn't worth it for the infection
Don't eat ass
Well this is it
This is the showdown
Someone gon' get hit
Oshizzle
J-Dogg
J-Dogg homie, you a fool
I knew it from the start
YOU SUCK ASS!
Oshizzle, you the type of nizzle to do stinky fart
YOU SUCK ASS!
You're throwin' personal insults at me
But it's a battle man can't you see?
At least there's one thing on which we can agree
WE SUCK ASS!
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Ooh! Ow! Ahh! Oh.
02:43
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Ooh!
My ass
Your ass is grass
My ass
Is the best
Ass of them all
Ooh!
Your ass
Your ass is last
If there was a race of asses
Your ass would be last
So ready, set, go lil homie
My whole life is a race, baby
Ya think ya know me?
I got three trophies on my wall
Every day
The only way that you win
Is if you get my ass out of your way
Ooh!
My ass
Your ass is grass
My ass
Is the best
Ass of them all
Ooh!
Your ass
Your ass is last
If there was a race of asses
Your ass would be last
Ow!
Passin ahead real quick
It's evident I wasn't ready for this shit
Ya too sick
Baby ya too fast
You put the pedal to the metal
Now ya passin my ass
Vroom vroom!
Baby baby
And skrrt skrrt too!
Boom boom!
In the room
Baby, you beatin me blue
Now the finish line is yours and I'm giving it up
No more racing for me man
I think I had enough
Ahhhhhhhh!
The finish line has been crossed
Unfortunately I lost
Unfortunate
Ohhhhhhhh!
My achievements have been stripped
My pants
Fallen down!
Oh, oh-oh
Oh, ohhhhhhh
Welcome the afterlife
WELCOME TO THE AFTERLIFE
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Pissues
02:02
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Tissues!
Pissues!
I got the pissues!
Don't you know what they are?
Cashews!
I eat the cashews!
I blow the pissues!
It's toilet paper when you're-
You're singing
You're winging it
You don't know what to sing
You're making it up as you go along
You lost all inspiration for this song
But you're feeling it now
You're like that little rapid
Rapid little riddle little hum
You've got a bum
You been coming out of your mum's bum
BEEEEEEETCHHH
Tissues!
Pissues!
I got the pissues!
Don't you know what they are?
Cashews!
I eat the cashews!
I blow the pissues!
It's toilet paper when you're-
Wipe your ass
'Fore you head to class
Toilet paper on your shoe
Wipe it off on the grass
Sit at your desk
Pull your colour pencils out
Draw up a plan
Get your whiffles bokol snifkuh out
Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum
But you're feeling it now
You're like that little motor
The little motor running at school
You do a poo
You been pooin' out of your mum's bum
Tissues!
Pissues!
I got the pissues!
Don't you know what they are?
Cashews!
I eat the cashews!
I blow the pissues!
It's toilet paper when you pee!
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