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Jehoover's Witness [EP]

by fish daddy

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JEHOOVER Sinister quicksand The mighty have fallen Evil spins Into the vacuum Begin again Golden utopia An exclusive revolution They shall not go around the sun again Jehoover is here The end is near But the new world is built for you and I Prepare yourself for business JEHOOVER This is Jehoover's Witness JEHOOVER The ocean hears the call JEHOOVER So we about to spit this JEHOOVER Fish Daddy got the magic We go alakazam Fish Daddy and Jehoover got the world in their hands WITNESS Open your eyes Look into the sky Jehoover coming down with Jesus Christ WITNESS Everything you ever knew That is what holding you Back from the top Back from serenity Back-back from the apple Step away from the tree Back-back from the devil Back from mortality Just WITNESS
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Look at us now! Hear the crowd We teamin' up They gettin' down We ain't new to this shit But we never done it together Fish Daddy forever Relation status: together Why, would you look at this weather Looks like we cooked up a storm Tell me more 'bout the weather Yeah man, the weather is warm Ha, no need for the sweater I guess you're right, let's move on I'm the best dressed rapper Lookin' dapper in a sweater Okay let's move on Well Don't you know how it feels It's swell To be this real Real? I ain't sure That ain't the voice that you used before Yeah it was No it ain't I don't care about your flamin' complaints Muthafuka J-Dogg homie, you a fool I knew it from the start YOU SUCK ASS! Oshizzle, you the type of nizzle to do stinky fart YOU SUCK ASS! You're throwin' personal insults at me But it's a battle man can't you see? At least there's one thing on which we can agree WE SUCK ASS! You eat ass Jarrod Robins I admit that it's true But I'm eatin' substantially mo' ass than you My metabolism is faster Way ahead of your crew I digest the best Go down like chicken soup Wanna get ahead of me? See if you can There ain't no pullin' a fast one on this man Well, I leave you with these words Give me a break I eat ass like I eat grass-fed rump steak Oh no! I mean I see your intention But my friend, you must comprehend That you may get an infection I learnt my lesson I ate the most ass in the world Then I felt under the weather And plundered into the underworld The ass of the world If you will Oh, it's hot! Then suddenly I found myself racing into Satan's jocks I ate his ass like a lawnmower then ressurected But it wasn't worth it for the infection Don't eat ass Well this is it This is the showdown Someone gon' get hit Oshizzle J-Dogg J-Dogg homie, you a fool I knew it from the start YOU SUCK ASS! Oshizzle, you the type of nizzle to do stinky fart YOU SUCK ASS! You're throwin' personal insults at me But it's a battle man can't you see? At least there's one thing on which we can agree WE SUCK ASS!
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Ooh! My ass Your ass is grass My ass Is the best Ass of them all Ooh! Your ass Your ass is last If there was a race of asses Your ass would be last So ready, set, go lil homie My whole life is a race, baby Ya think ya know me? I got three trophies on my wall Every day The only way that you win Is if you get my ass out of your way Ooh! My ass Your ass is grass My ass Is the best Ass of them all Ooh! Your ass Your ass is last If there was a race of asses Your ass would be last Ow! Passin ahead real quick It's evident I wasn't ready for this shit Ya too sick Baby ya too fast You put the pedal to the metal Now ya passin my ass Vroom vroom! Baby baby And skrrt skrrt too! Boom boom! In the room Baby, you beatin me blue Now the finish line is yours and I'm giving it up No more racing for me man I think I had enough Ahhhhhhhh! The finish line has been crossed Unfortunately I lost Unfortunate Ohhhhhhhh! My achievements have been stripped My pants Fallen down! Oh, oh-oh Oh, ohhhhhhh Welcome the afterlife WELCOME TO THE AFTERLIFE
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Pissues 02:02
Tissues! Pissues! I got the pissues! Don't you know what they are? Cashews! I eat the cashews! I blow the pissues! It's toilet paper when you're- You're singing You're winging it You don't know what to sing You're making it up as you go along You lost all inspiration for this song But you're feeling it now You're like that little rapid Rapid little riddle little hum You've got a bum You been coming out of your mum's bum BEEEEEEETCHHH Tissues! Pissues! I got the pissues! Don't you know what they are? Cashews! I eat the cashews! I blow the pissues! It's toilet paper when you're- Wipe your ass 'Fore you head to class Toilet paper on your shoe Wipe it off on the grass Sit at your desk Pull your colour pencils out Draw up a plan Get your whiffles bokol snifkuh out Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum But you're feeling it now You're like that little motor The little motor running at school You do a poo You been pooin' out of your mum's bum Tissues! Pissues! I got the pissues! Don't you know what they are? Cashews! I eat the cashews! I blow the pissues! It's toilet paper when you pee!

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The mighty JEHOOVER has fallen upon our world, bringing about total revolution and armageddon...
But not before FISH DADDY presents the ultimate testimony of PLANET EARTH in the court of KICKIN' ASS!
Are you prepared to WITNESS?

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released October 9, 2019

Jarrod Robins and Oisin Murphy

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