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Conservation Carribean EP

by fish daddy

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Turtles in the carribean We're the kinda turtles That you see in the commercials Conservation carribean I ain't joking, yes I've had enough of chokin' on Plastic bags It makes me sad Cause all these little turtles Are feeling kinda hurtled Watch your disposal of Plastic bags In the water Fish Faddy Daddy put his litter in the shitter Killed my little daughter Her name was Suzy Ate a pretzel packet Then she cacked it Boy I tell ya it was a doozy It was a fat one Turtles doing poopoos Going cuckoo Each and every single Loggerhead, leatherback, hawksbill, green We got sea turtles, flatbacks and everything ya seen Turtles in the carribean We're the kinda turtles That you see in the commercials For a holiday spot For an oceanliner cruise When it hit me in the back I got them boat strike blues Looks like I'm garn turtle hospo The trauma from the jetski Made me go crazy Now I'm in rehab For eight to nine munfs But it's a regular case I'm just another one of thum Turtles in the carribean We're the kinda turtles That you see in the commercials Conservation carribean I aint joking Yes I've had enough of chokin' on Plastic bags Makes me sad Cause all these little turtles are feeling kina hurtled Watch your disposal of Plastic bags
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Policeman! 01:46
Policeman! I was waiting on a train Had to go up the mountain Turn my big head Cause I think I hear something Tap on at the gate The policeman he can't wait He ask me for my card Cause he know I be late Where are ya going Where is ya card No way of knowin Till ya show me ya card I'm the policeman Show me ya card puh leeze man Policeman! Little run in with the law! Policeman! What you pull me over here for? Policeman! I think you have an agenda Policeman! Thought you were sposed to defend us!
3.
Pooches 02:29
Sometimes I think about my dogs Past, present, future Once in a blue moon I reflect on pooches From different times in my life Sometimes I think about my dogs Rosie, Rufus and Alfie Once in a while I remember the time My action figure was forcibly amputated Past, present, future pooches Past, present, future pooches When you were young Had better things to be doing At least that's what you though Pooches Fire trails and little barks Fire trails and little barks Tainted meat from a tin can Late night walks And my full attention I wish to give you more and I feel it coming on I feel you may be another Past, present, future pooches Past, present, future pooches When you were young Had better things to be doing At least that's what you though Pooches
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Aborta Café 02:55
I bought a cafe The other day We got a menu And a place you can play Make no mistake It gon be nice Order your pancakes and some glutinous rice Working long hours Working hard shifts Working every second, every minute, every hour Take a ten minute break to make a shit Small business baby, in the big city Capitalism is the system for me I saw a cafe Just today I saw a sign that said Hand in your resume I made my way My way on in Greeted the manager with a grin Put my cards on the table Now I'm in it to win May I take your order? Have you been fed? Lord forgive, let's get this bread I'll take your order up, up and away Take it back to the back and bring it back on a try Aborta Cafe One star, two star, three, four, five Best motherfuckin' cafe alive Working all day only thing on my mind Serving all you bitches with a funky ass jive Got one car, two car waiting outside Swerving in, serving em Have a good time The food is good And we on that grind Workers of the world unite
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Woke up this morning Swimming in piss and Listen, there was lemon in my linen What a way to be beginning Brand new day Smelling like urine You're in a bad dream Right to the restroom you ran We're in the same boat You and I and the toucan Two can play at that game Ain't no shame This yellow river is created by your brain What have I done, where could I be Whipped out my t-t-t-t-t-tip And let the fluids flow free Little did I know where the liquids would go An imaginary toilet, I'm a bed wetting pro What do you saw, what do you see Bed sheets soaking in pee Most fragrantly How hard can it be to take control of your bladder Tension climbing higher than Jacob's ladder And so I let it go Into Erowal Bay, fuck the status quo Why don't you leave me be Straight sippin' on that liquid canary I'm having a fine time I got the midas touch Living my own life Drinking my own lemon crush I don't sip purp I can't afford that shit I eat poo for dessert And I drink pee with my tea It's for free I went walking one sunny day I was with six mates in Erowal Bay I said I might go take a piss I'll just go hit the trees

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The new and long awaited EP from fish daddy, a spiritual set of songs about animals, animal instincts and how our modern context clashes with these things.

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released March 13, 2020

All songs written by Jarrod Robins and Oisin Murphy

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