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Conservation Carribean
02:15
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Turtles in the carribean
We're the kinda turtles
That you see in the commercials
Conservation carribean
I ain't joking, yes I've had enough of chokin' on
Plastic bags
It makes me sad
Cause all these little turtles
Are feeling kinda hurtled
Watch your disposal of
Plastic bags
In the water
Fish Faddy Daddy put his litter in the shitter
Killed my little daughter
Her name was Suzy
Ate a pretzel packet
Then she cacked it
Boy I tell ya it was a doozy
It was a fat one
Turtles doing poopoos
Going cuckoo
Each and every single
Loggerhead, leatherback, hawksbill, green
We got sea turtles, flatbacks and everything ya seen
Turtles in the carribean
We're the kinda turtles
That you see in the commercials
For a holiday spot
For an oceanliner cruise
When it hit me in the back
I got them boat strike blues
Looks like I'm garn turtle hospo
The trauma from the jetski
Made me go crazy
Now I'm in rehab
For eight to nine munfs
But it's a regular case
I'm just another one of thum
Turtles in the carribean
We're the kinda turtles
That you see in the commercials
Conservation carribean
I aint joking
Yes I've had enough of chokin' on
Plastic bags
Makes me sad
Cause all these little turtles are feeling kina hurtled
Watch your disposal of
Plastic bags
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Policeman!
01:46
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Policeman!
I was waiting on a train
Had to go up the mountain
Turn my big head
Cause I think I hear something
Tap on at the gate
The policeman he can't wait
He ask me for my card
Cause he know I be late
Where are ya going
Where is ya card
No way of knowin
Till ya show me ya card
I'm the policeman
Show me ya card puh leeze man
Policeman!
Little run in with the law!
Policeman!
What you pull me over here for?
Policeman!
I think you have an agenda
Policeman!
Thought you were sposed to defend us!
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Pooches
02:29
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Sometimes I think about my dogs
Past, present, future
Once in a blue moon
I reflect on pooches
From different times in my life
Sometimes I think about my dogs
Rosie, Rufus and Alfie
Once in a while
I remember the time
My action figure was forcibly amputated
Past, present, future pooches
Past, present, future pooches
When you were young
Had better things to be doing
At least that's what you though
Pooches
Fire trails and little barks
Fire trails and little barks
Tainted meat from a tin can
Late night walks
And my full attention
I wish to give you more and I feel it coming on
I feel you may be another
Past, present, future pooches
Past, present, future pooches
When you were young
Had better things to be doing
At least that's what you though
Pooches
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Aborta Café
02:55
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I bought a cafe
The other day
We got a menu
And a place you can play
Make no mistake
It gon be nice
Order your pancakes and some glutinous rice
Working long hours
Working hard shifts
Working every second, every minute, every hour
Take a ten minute break to make a shit
Small business baby, in the big city
Capitalism is the system for me
I saw a cafe
Just today
I saw a sign that said
Hand in your resume
I made my way
My way on in
Greeted the manager with a grin
Put my cards on the table
Now I'm in it to win
May I take your order?
Have you been fed?
Lord forgive, let's get this bread
I'll take your order up, up and away
Take it back to the back and bring it back on a try
Aborta Cafe
One star, two star, three, four, five
Best motherfuckin' cafe alive
Working all day only thing on my mind
Serving all you bitches with a funky ass jive
Got one car, two car waiting outside
Swerving in, serving em
Have a good time
The food is good
And we on that grind
Workers of the world unite
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Hit the Trees
04:42
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Woke up this morning
Swimming in piss and
Listen, there was lemon in my linen
What a way to be beginning
Brand new day
Smelling like urine
You're in a bad dream
Right to the restroom you ran
We're in the same boat
You and I and the toucan
Two can play at that game
Ain't no shame
This yellow river is created by your brain
What have I done, where could I be
Whipped out my t-t-t-t-t-tip
And let the fluids flow free
Little did I know where the liquids would go
An imaginary toilet, I'm a bed wetting pro
What do you saw, what do you see
Bed sheets soaking in pee
Most fragrantly
How hard can it be to take control of your bladder
Tension climbing higher than Jacob's ladder
And so I let it go
Into Erowal Bay, fuck the status quo
Why don't you leave me be
Straight sippin' on that liquid canary
I'm having a fine time
I got the midas touch
Living my own life
Drinking my own lemon crush
I don't sip purp
I can't afford that shit
I eat poo for dessert
And I drink pee with my tea
It's for free
I went walking one sunny day
I was with six mates in Erowal Bay
I said I might go take a piss
I'll just go hit the trees
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